AGN-TCL Newswire. Oakley, California (8/19/09).  Word came out yesterday that the Obama Administration has filed court papers declaring that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) discriminates against homosexuals.

As reported by Concerned Women for America, a Department of Justice official, Tracy Schmaier, called the DOMA “discriminatory” because it “prevents equal rights and benefits.”

Of course. How dare they say that marriage is only between a man and a woman? If a man and a woman can do something, then by golly two men or two women have the right to call their confumacious coupling the same thing, have it recognized as marriage and be awarded the exact same benefits of all married couples.

Nope, you can’t exclude anybody from anything. If a boy wants to play Alice in Wonderland, he should have that right. Boys have the right to be a prom queen if they so desire or anything else that anybody else does. And people should be able to use any bathroom that they like. That is the only way to have a just society.

Yep, life should be totally inclusive. For instance, I w ant to fly a jet plane full of passengers over The Golden Gate Bridge. Now hold on…just because I am not “qualified” is no excuse. The airlines must be all inclusive. Pilots are allowed to wear a handsome uniform that impresses people, and they can fly the plane.

It is discrimination to say that we cannot wear an airline pilot’s uniform and take the controls of that plane like the other pilots do. To deny this right is positively a violation of the equal rights provision and benefits protection law…so we want those rights…now!  Take us out to the airplane. And so be it.

Rev. Austin Miles
http://revaustinmiles.com/